Amy glows, and I look like a zombie. But with great hair. A zombie with great hair. A big thank you to Andreao, or whatever his name was, a.k.a. the gay man who spent two hours curling and pinning.
Le sigh...
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You look completely gorgey, but also like a Stepford Wife.
You're a beautiful girl, but we feel that you don't "want" it like the other girls do. There's no passion behind your eyes. We need to "feel" that passion. Like I can do this with my eyes (Tyra looks all doe eyed and retarded), or I can do "this" with my eyes (she makes a slutty squint). Do you see the difference?
1. Ignorez-vousing 2. Sniffing (in an "I told you so" way) 3. Head tossing and fringe fiddling 4. Cold shoulderosity work 5. Midget gems all round, but not for you 6. Pretendy deafnosity 7. Walking on ahead 8. The quarter humpty (evils) 9. The half humpty dumpty (evils and withdrawal of all snacks) 10. The full humpty dumpty (walking away with digniosity at all times)
--Borrowed from Georgia Nicholson
Losing It Scale
1. minor tizz 2. complete tizz and to-do 3. strop 4. a visit to Stop Central 5. f.t. (funny turn) 6. spazattack 7. complete ditherspaz 8. nervy b. (nervous breakdown) 9. complete nervy b. 10. ballisticisimus
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You look completely gorgey, but also like a Stepford Wife.
Great hair.
P.
You're a beautiful girl, but we feel that you don't "want" it like the other girls do. There's no passion behind your eyes. We need to "feel" that passion. Like I can do this with my eyes (Tyra looks all doe eyed and retarded), or I can do "this" with my eyes (she makes a slutty squint). Do you see the difference?
-Poomobile
Oh. Ma. Gawd.
That is REDONK funny. I'm seriously wiping the tears from my eyes I'm laughing so hard!
Too funny, Poo. Too funny.
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